Poll.Did your mum always tell you to wear clean underwear in case you were in an accident&taken to hospital...?

There was a man crossing the street and he was knocked down and taken to hospital. The hospital phoned his family and they rushed down to see him. *mother*"Doctor, is my son ok?" *doctor*"Yes he's fine, just cuts and bruises. But incidently his underwear was a disgrace!" *son*"So would yours be if you were hit by a number 22 bus!" :D